Wat.

1980snewwave:

And my mom thinks I waste all my time on the computer!

Video Game: Press Start
Me: *presses A*

Happy birthday, Hitler!

Except not, you fucker.

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

Inspired by X

Today I got the new Pixies album! And DEVO live in Kansas City, 1977. Woo!

avocadopeasfuck:

djsckatzen:

WHEN UR FRIENDS TELL U THAT U SUCCESSFULLY HELPED CHEER THEM UP

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yall are a bunch of weird people how can anybody fucking relate to a FUCKING FRUIT SPLASHING

lets-go-lesbos:

Pubes aren’t gross. Armpit hair isn’t gross. Leg hair isn’t gross. Fat isn’t gross. Bones that stick out aren’t gross.

Body policing is gross.

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill
tiny snake friend

shimawa:

braydaaan:

torn-by-dreams:

I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.

WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A SNAKE DONT THEY LIKE KILL U?

tiny snake don’t kill

tiny snake friend

skinnyknees:

A submerged statue of the Hindu Lord Shiva amid the flood waters of the river Ganges, June 17, 2013

skinnyknees:

A submerged statue of the Hindu Lord Shiva amid the flood waters of the river Ganges, June 17, 2013

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
gay boy: hey man you look good today
straight boy: oh my god man what the fuck i'm not a faggot, i'm pretty sure this is harassment
straight boy: [slaps girls' asses as they walk by] [asks them if they finger themselves] [pleads every girl to have anal sex]