So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
I’ve heard the making love to a canoe about American beer, not least from Eric Idle.
One of my favorite twitter exchanges
Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.
He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.
Exit, pursued by a doge.
much run wow
really putting the sand in (my) sandwich
THE TOOL HOLY SHIT
I cannot stop laughing someone please help
I lost it at the tinman tbh
Meanwhile somewhere else at the Bali zoo a pangolin carries its baby in its enclosure. The pangolin baby was born on May 31.
Picture: AP Photo/Firdia Lisnawati
I’m the same as I was when I was 6 years old
And oh my God I feel so damn old
I don’t really feel anything