Wat.

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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I hope this means he has 50 Shrek comforters on his bed.

majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

I’ve heard the making love to a canoe about American beer, not least from Eric Idle.

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cowboycliche:


One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)
Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

thommquackenbush:

jennlyons:

jadelyn:

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

goodtimeisland:

really putting the sand in (my) sandwich

goodtimeisland:

really putting the sand in (my) sandwich

behindbobsburgers:

Teddy & Bob are literally the two best dudes ever. (via tmcnnlly)

behindbobsburgers:

Teddy & Bob are literally the two best dudes ever. (via tmcnnlly)

user300:

mellowtoning:

developingnothing:

tastefullyoffensive:

More creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Previously: Part One

THE TOOL HOLY SHIT

I cannot stop laughing someone please help

I lost it at the tinman tbh

phototoartguy:

Meanwhile somewhere else at the Bali zoo a pangolin carries its baby in its enclosure. The pangolin baby was born on May 31.
Picture: AP Photo/Firdia Lisnawati

phototoartguy:

Meanwhile somewhere else at the Bali zoo a pangolin carries its baby in its enclosure. The pangolin baby was born on May 31.

Picture: AP Photo/Firdia Lisnawati

Modest Mouse - Never Ending Math Equation
6,187 plays

siilversnow:

I’m the same as I was when I was 6 years old
And oh my God I feel so damn old
I don’t really feel anything